The 10 Commandments of Pre-Game Tailgating
Please feel free to include or suggest any Commandments you think I've missed within these 10 Commandments of Pre-Game Tailgating as the following is my personal list.
- Always bring two footballs ... in case one is intercepted by another tailgater rooting for the opposing team
- One must show Team Loyalty and wear at least one item repping your team
- Don't forget the grill
- Promise to drink enough booze and beer before the game so your semi drunk needing only two more stadium beers to set you straight
- Bring Winter Gear in Buffalo, even if the forecast calls for 90 degree weather
- Invest in throat lozenges to prevent laryngitis from yelling your lungs out
- Start your Pre-Game Party at least 5 hours prior to game-time
- Forget to bring the ticket for the tailgater you hate
- Use the bathroom before you get started
- Charge freeloaders $10 per item