Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Drake Worries His Spat With Chris Brown ‘Could End Really Badly’
Drake (aka "that guy Amanda Bynes sometimes wants to murder her lady parts") is ready to settle his ongoing feud with Chris Brown. Even if he's not optimistic it'll ever happen.
Today in Kim + Kanye: Engagement Rumors and Explaining Where Their Kid’s Name Came From
Baby North West's name has finally been explained, and there's so much exposition needed that this kid is going to need pie charts and bar graphs on the playground.
Meanwhile, everyone ever is reporting that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged, but sources close to the couple insist it's just not true.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This R&B girl group member turned reality star recently sold this Hidden Hills, Calif. mansion for a whopping sum, making a hefty profit in the process.
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: Chris Brown Was Accused of Assaulting a Girl
Chris Brown, who will probably always be known as "that guy who beat the hell out of Rihanna," has once again been accused of assault -- this time against a 24-year-old female nightclub-goer.
Designer Roberto Cavalli Morphs Beyonce Into a Frightening Alien Monster [PHOTOS]
Designer Roberto Cavalli designed a gorgeous gown for Beyonce to don during her Mrs. Carter World Tour -- but judging from the sketches he just released, he imagined her wearing it on the planet Omicron Persei 8, where she would be hailed as their insect queen.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Here's what happens when you invite this crazed actor over for the holidays: "I had not entirely let go of whatever magic I had been channeling, and all hell broke loose ... I kept saying over and over, 'Merry Christmas you assholes!'"
Judge Calls for Investigation Into Paris Jackson’s Guardianship After Suicide Attempt
Paris Jackson's suicide attempt drew a lot of media attention, but it also drew the watchful eye of the judge who granted grandmother Katherine Jackson guardianship of Michael's kids.
Guess the Celebrity Crib
After listing, de-listing and re-listing this Malibu, Calif. home at least four times, this widely-known comedian was finally able to get someone to take the property off his hands so he could make his big move to New York City.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
When asked the third grade question, "Budapest is the capital of what European country?" this former 'American Idol' contestant replied with the painful, "I thought Europe was a country?"
Miguel Was Supposedly Told Not to Jump Over the Billboard Awards Crowd – But He Did It Anyway
It was the thump heard round the world: While performing at the Billboard Awards, singer Miguel jumped over the crowd, only to kick someone's head when he landed -- someone who may now have brain damage.
Now word is leaking that Miguel was ordered by show organizers not to attempt that jump in the first place.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This retired sports star once sweet-talked ladies everywhere by complaining, "Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking and having sex."
This Pregnant Kim Kardashian Fertility Statue With No Arms Is Considered ‘Art’ [PHOTO, VIDEO]
From the artist who brought you Britney Spears giving birth on a bear skin rug, Angelina Jolie breastfeeding, Justin Bieber's cartoon character private parts, and the interactive Paris Hilton autopsy comes Daniel Edwards newest piece, 'L.A. Fertility,' which is basically just your standard fertility statue that looks kinda sorta like Kim Kardashian.