Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Being a supermodel is tough work. This one once explained of her so-called craft, "In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so that it's not like a blank stare."
Miguel Claims Billboard Awards Producers Never Told Him Not to Do That Stage Jump
After producers of the Billboard Awards tried to shift the blame (and possible legal liability) from themselves by saying they forbid Miguel from doing that stage jump that ended with him leg-dropping a fan in the face, the singer is claiming he was never told any such thing.
The victim, who was allegedly fine at the time, is now said to be suffering possible brain damage -- and a distinct case of
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This lead singer always wears shades -- even inside and at night -- but he would never deign to run for office. As he explained, "I wouldn't run for president. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house."
Khloe Kardashian Says She Would Never Be a Kris Jenner to Her Kids
In the June issue of Cosmopolitan UK, Khloe Kardashian opened up about her mother, saying that even though Kris Jenner plays "momager" to her children, Khloe wouldn't do that to hers.
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Musicals are more exciting than action movies to this actor for one simple reason. As he explained, "I love watching things blow up, but it doesn't really excite me - and I can't sing that on the way home."
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This reality star/former celebrity wife once became the poster child for First World Problems by complaining, "The only thing is, the apartment was a little small for us. It's about 3,500 square feet."
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This recently-purchased Mulholland Estate home is owned by a former Mouseketeer and teen idol who's finally decided to embrace her new curves.
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Remember when MTV played music videos? As this country music pop star explained of the medium, "The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual ... It doesn't sell your music for you."
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Celebrity diets are so weird. This former television lawyer once admitted, "I just can't eat without my sunglasses."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This is how the world ends -- not with a bang, but without procreation. As this actor explained, "I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up ... until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."
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This Malibu compound is owned by a very established (read: older) actor who, despite being nominated for three Academy Awards, has yet to win one.
Don't worry, Mr. Susan Lucci. Your day will come.
Nicki Minaj Throws Shade at Mariah Carey + Perez Hilton, Possibly Confirms J. Lo Rumor [VIDEO]
The 'American Idol' feud between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey is still going strong -- and now gossip-blogger Perez Hilton has been pulled into the catfight.