Pamela Mason has to be the worst drunk ever. According to KNVX, the 52 year old was arrested and thrown in jail for drunken driving. After getting in an ab workout (on the jailhouse floor), she called 911 to report she's being held against her will.

Blame it on the alcohol!!! (in my best Jamie Foxx voice), this right here might go into THE BIG DUMMY Hall of Fame. I think everyone in jail is being held against their own will. Who was she expecting to come and rescue her from jail? This lady should never touch another wine cooler in her life. Welcome her to the BIG DUMMY FILES.