Drunk And Disordely

911 Emergency Boyfriend Took Away My Beer [#BIGDUMMYFILES]
Shannon White a 36-year-old woman from Belleville, Illinois was cited after he repeatedly called 911 to complain that her boyfriend would not give her any more beer. In one of the calls to 911, Shannon White told the dispatcher: “Tonight he took away my beer and I want to drink some beer, and …
Woman Calls 911 From Jail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Pamela Mason has to be the worst drunk ever. According to KNVX, the 52 year old was arrested and thrown in jail for drunken driving. After getting in an ab workout (on the jailhouse floor), she called 911 to report she's being held against her will...