5 Bad Pickup Lines — Don’t Use These at the Club!
So last night, I was downtown at the Purple Monkey, and a woman actually hit me with a pickup line. I’m not sure if she was joking or serious; either way, I gave her my number. (She was cute, and that’s all that matters anyway.)
I hit the airwaves to get some of the worst pickup lines you have ever heard. Here are some of the ones you came up with. Feel free to add more below.
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
“Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”