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There is a six-foot-tall slice of pizza on the loose in or around Lakeland, FL. Described by police as having pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives, it’s actually a promotional costume for the local Papa John’s. As you can see in the surveillance tape below, the slice was swiped by a man who appears to be around 18 with a serious taste for pizza.

I was reading an AOL news article and a stumbled upon this story. Last week in Pittsburgh, PA, 21 year old John Engel allegedly stole $400 from a 2 years old piggy bank. Back in August, a woman also accused him of stealing $60 a cellphone and condoms, before she decided to kick him out of her house. After not showing up to the hearing regarding the woman's stolen property, police arrested John and

A hapless crook in the U.K. was recently caught after a built-in camera on a stolen laptop took his picture while he was napping (with his mouth open no less). Busted!

After abandoning his car in the middle of a busy interstate, Cicero, Indiana man Bryon Womack stripped down to his shorts and shoes began marching along the side of the highway while swinging a 35-inch samurai sword ”up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”

23 year old Keyona Davis of Daytona Florida was recently arrested for endangering the life of a child after she was witnessed riding in the back of a pickup truck with the 8 month old child in a stroller next to her. Davis who was babysitting the child at the time was locked up in the Volusia County jail...