I can't make none of the stuff up, it is okay if you run out of dollar bills at this Ohio Strip Club just break out that handy EBT Card and get to swiping

Naw But this ongoing investigation came to an end when Investigative Unit were able use nearly $2,500 worth of food stamps to buy dances and drugs, including heroin, fentanyl, cocaine and methamphetamines, from Sharkey’s, an adult entertainment lounge in a neighborhood north of downtown. according to the Washington post

“The undercover agents conducted controlled drug buys at The Harem from a number of the defendants and observed the trading of food stamps and the cards used to obtain food stamps in exchange for sex acts, for lap dances and even illegal drugs,” Montgomery County Prosecutor Mat Heck Jr. told the Dayton Daily News. “The undercover agents were propositioned for sex and observed other propositions and proposition transactions. In short, The Harem was being used basically as a sex and drug den.”