Chris Brown Lawyer Tells Him: ‘I Don’t Dance, You Don’t Talk’ In Court (Video)
More evidence to add to my “Chris Brown Can’t Get Right” theory. Funny moment during the Chris Brown progress hearing today — the singer tried to talk in court and his lawyer basically told him SYAD.
Brown’s lawyer Mark Geragos asked for permission for Brown to go on an upcoming world tour and discussed Chris’ community service … which, for once, didn’t raise any red flags.
But the funniest moment happened when Chris opened his mouth in an effort to answer the judge’s question regarding his tour schedule.
Before he could get a word out, Geragos stepped in and shut him up saying, “I don’t dance, you don’t talk.”
The judge laughed … and quipped, “We would like to see you dance, Mr. Geragos.”
Don’t hold your breath.
I guess the lawyer is familiar with my “Chris Brown Can’t Get Right” theory. He didn’t want him messing up his hard work of getting Chris Brown out of trouble by opening up his mouth and saying something stupid.