Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We see what you were trying to do there. Maybe. This actor once bumbled, "Nothing's permanent. It's like those faded black and white photos of people dressed in old-fashioned clothes. One day that's going to be us."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We don't know if he was referring to men or women or animals or what, but this depressing alt-rocker once complained, "Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Thanks for your spectacular insight, Captain Obvious. This actress once stated the oh-so-apparent, "Wireless communications are an integral part of our culture today."
Katherine Jackson Worried Debbie Rowe Might Reveal Michael Didn’t Actually Father His Kids
Michael Jackson's mother Katherine is currently in the midst of a wrongful death suit against tour promoter AEG Live, which she claims was responsible for the death of her son because the company hired embattled doctor Conrad Murray to look after him. But now she has something new to worry about.
Seems Debbie Rowe, Michael's ex-wife and the mother of his children Prince and Paris, is set to testif
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
They say dogs are just like their owners -- and this actor is no exception. As he tells it, "I pee outside my house in my yard. I usually start my day off by taking the dogs out. While they go, I go. I bond and I feel like a caveman."
Kris Jenner Wanted the ‘X Factor’ to Replace Mario Lopez With Another Kardashian
Her quest to take over the world one show at a time isn't working out so well for Kris Jenner. She did get Khloe Kardashian a hosting gig on 'X Factor,' but when that was clearly going south, Kris decided the problem wasn't her daughter -- it was Mario Lopez.
Khloe's the one who lost her job, but it certainly wasn't for Kris's lack of trying.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and actress believes that everything you read on the internet is true. For example, one time she claimed, " is such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online."
Katt Williams Avoids Jail Time for Leading Police on That Bizarre Car Chase
You may remember that back in late November, comedian Katt Williams resisted arrest and took police on a wild goose chase on a strange three-wheeled motorcycle that he may have stolen from Bruce Wayne.
Well he finally went to court over it, only to somehow magically avoid jail time. He must have had one of those "get out of jail free" cards or something.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
How do you think the allegory of acting sent him to this plane of existence? As this lauded thespian explained of his craft, "I've been planted here to be a vessel for acting, you know what I mean?"
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and reality show judge might also be a fireman, a police officer or an EMT -- because as she once so egotistically explained, "I'm my own hero. That's my job."
Khloe Kardashian Has Been Officially Fired From Her Hosting Gig on ‘X Factor’
It's "official," meaning FOX has finally decided to address what everyone knew months ago: Khloe Kardashian will not be returning to host season three of the 'X Factor.'
Fellow host Mario Lopez, on the other hand, is allowed to come back because dude, have you seen him without a shirt?
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."