Dumb Celebrity Quotes

This artist obviously rapped about raping someone and then denied it, claiming, "Woman is the most precious gift known to man. It was a misunderstanding with a lyric, a misinterpretation where the term 'rape' wasn’t used ... Hip-hop don't condone that."

This 'Real Housewife,' who clearly thinks natural child birth should be left to animals, once admitted, "I'm having anything they can give me to take off the edge cause I cannot be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables."

Musicals are more exciting than action movies to this actor for one simple reason. As he explained, "I love watching things blow up, but it doesn't really excite me - and I can't sing that on the way home."

Remember when MTV played music videos? As this country music pop star explained of the medium, "The only reason that you do visual is solely for the visual ... It doesn't sell your music for you."

Celebrity diets are so weird. This former television lawyer once admitted, "I just can't eat without my sunglasses."

This is how the world ends -- not with a bang, but without procreation. As this actor explained, "I have this wacky theory about the end of civilization, that people will trade up ... until they're too old to have kids. And the world will come to an end."

We see what you were trying to do there. Maybe. This actor once bumbled, "Nothing's permanent. It's like those faded black and white photos of people dressed in old-fashioned clothes. One day that's going to be us."

We don't know if he was referring to men or women or animals or what, but this depressing alt-rocker once complained, "Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death."

This singer and reality show judge might also be a fireman, a police officer or an EMT -- because as she once so egotistically explained, "I'm my own hero. That's my job."

This frequently dour actress is going to have a rough career. As she explained, "I don't want to make movies for kids, and I don't want to make movies for adults either."

Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."

Because the U.N. doesn't have enough to do, this former boy band member once explained, "I also want to work with the United Nations to help the great apes and the coral reefs."