Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

A former fictional secret agent thinks hitting ladies is okay because, hey, some of them like that. He once claimed, "To slap a woman is not the cruelest thing you can do to her. There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for. They want a smack."

Guess the Celebrity Crib

This Los Angeles home was recently purchased by an always hunky and often shirtless werewolf. Because he's just not pale and weak enough to be one of those pathetic vampires all the teenagers love. In fact, he does such a good job howling at the moon that in 2011 he was voted "Favorite Pop-Culture Werewolf of All Time." Yup, of all time. (Talk about your resume-boosters.)

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Explaining what it takes to believe in that little "myth" called climate change, this media personality claimed, "You must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon ."

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

Rappers have a tendency to be a tad self-centered, but this brag -- while meant to be cheeky -- just comes off as idiotic. This beat-master once boasted, "I'm so cool even I want to be me."

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

This singer was trying to sound intellectual while quoting a famous Irish poet. But then he said, "I'm gonna quote a line from Yeats, I think it is: 'The best lack all conviction, while the best are filled' ... oh no. It's the other way around."

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

In a recent interview with Marie Claire, this pint-sized rapper had a few things to say about the opposite sex. In her own words, " want to be nourished and pet like a dog."

Tina Turner Could Be a Married Lady by the End of the Month

Various sources report legendary singer Tina Turner, who had engagement rumors flying back in April, is set to tie the knot within the next couple weeks. If all goes as planned, she'll be a newlywed at the age of 73. (And she still has better legs than we do.)

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

This scandal-plagued celebrity chef once cried out this nonsensical line, which made everyone cringe for a variety of reasons: "I is what I is and I'm not changing."

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

This former sports star was trying to answer questions about his never-ending divorce when he asked for the clarification, "When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?"

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

This 'Real Housewife,' who clearly thinks natural child birth should be left to animals, once admitted, "I'm having anything they can give me to take off the edge cause I cannot be screaming like a wolf and pooping on no tables."

Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?

When asked about then-presidential candidate Barack Obama, this rapper didn't believe that was his real name. As he ranted, "That ain’t no f—ing name, yo ... You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f— outta here."

Lamar Odom Lost His Ish on Some Paparazzi as Khloe Kardashian Tweeted in Anger [VIDEO]

Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom -- whose marriage the tabloids routinely claim is on the rocks -- had a bit of a scuffle with some paparazzi yesterday (July 10). And things got a tad crazy when Lamar decided to go through one of their cars, throwing the photographer's belongings onto the ground. Surprisingly, it was all pretty zen.