I'm a dog-mom to a sweet-but-insane yellow lab named DJ, and most recently, a betta-mom to Klaus VonKlock Fish. I can recite all 50 states alphabetically in less than 30 seconds (personal best is :26). I can spend HOURS wandering around a drug store. I'm double-jointed in my left thumb. It serves no purpose -- so far. I quote 'Golden Girls' episodes regularly. I am an avid animal-lover. But not so much that I don't find some delicious. I am not good at growing things; sadly, I once killed an artificial plant.