Chris Illuminati
Reporter Can’t Handle the ‘Noise’ at Concert [VIDEO]
Live concerts are often incredibly loud and when one local reporter was dispatched to a music venue prepping for the night’s show, she recoiled at the deafening sound check alone.
Broncos Fans Eager To Start ‘Tim Tebow Era’
It only took four quarters and one lackluster performance from Broncos’ starting quarterback Kyle Orton for the Denver faithful to start up a ‘Tebow’ chant during Monday night’s 23-20 loss to the Raiders.
The Denver Post reports that Broncos’ fans have already had enough of Orton and the conservative offense, evident during a late fourth quarter drive that should have given fans something to cheer
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
A man dressed as Gumby made such a horrible attempt at robbing a 7-11 store that the clerk thought it was all a joke. The assailant told the clerk he was being robbed then fumbled inside his costume as if he was going to pull out a gun. He ended up dropping 27 cents on the floor and being told by the man behind the counter “not to waste his time.”
Dad Peddled Drugs, Guns Out of Baby Stroller
Maybe quality time with the kids isn’t always a positive thing: AM NY reports that one father that not only made his infant daughter an accomplice to a drug deal but used her stroller to transport heroin and firearms.
Unemployed Man Finds $150K in Vegetable Garden
Here is how the cheesy late-90′s stand-up comic buried deep in our subconscious would report this story:
“Hey folks! Did you read the story in the Northwest Herald today about a guy in Illinois that found $150K in his backyard garden? Talk about growing some cabbage! Am I right folks? Those are a different kind of greens my friends! You hear what I’m saying everyone?!?”