DONALD TRUMP ORDERS MCDONALD’S FOR FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS

Clemson University’s football team on Thursday joined Donald Trump for dinner to celebrate their win over Alabama in the College Football Playoff National Championship. However, the government shutdown has left much of the White House staff furloughed, forcing the president to set the menu, the spokesman said.

The president reasoned that the team would enjoy the fast food:

“We have some very large people that like eating. So I think we’re going to have a little fun.”