Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
3 Total Loonbags Set Off Fireworks Display in a Walmart
We get it, we get it -- you're really excited for the Fourth of July.
Drunk Man Leaves $1,000 Tip — Only to Take It Back the Next Day
This guy isn't so much an Indian giver as he is a Thai giver.
Guy Sings Beautifully While Cars Repeatedly Run Him Over
No pain, no falsetto.
A Pizza Box Made of Pizza Is Pure Culinary Heaven
Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?
Gunfire Scares the Hot Pockets Out of Hungry Man’s Hands
There's nothing funny about gun violence, but there is something funny about the way this guy described his reaction to it.
Funeral Home’s Tricky Texting and Driving Ad Is Eerily On the Money
The dangers of texting and driving are well known, so it takes something special to capture people's attention when discussing it.
Convicted Wife Murderer Writes Ballsiest Online Dating Profile Ever
You've got to have a big set of cajones to do what this guy is doing.
Stud Teen Barred From Prom for Most Awesome Reason Imaginable
This student is missing his prom because he's too cool.
Ride the World’s Tallest, Fastest Roller Coaster and Prepare for Barf City
Get ready -- you're about to experience a rush like no other.
Ornery Dog in Bathtub Throws Hilarious Hissy Fit
You think it's hard to get teenagers out of bed? That's nothing compared to this.
Passed Out Drunk Guy’s Friends Treat Him to Night of His Life
A night he'll never remember became a night he'll never forget.
Convenience Store Manager Beats Snot Out of Robber With Fire Extinguisher
Sure, being a convenience store clerk at a gas station doesn't have the sex appeal of, say, a toll booth operator, but that doesn't mean you can't have some days where you feel like an action star.