Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
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Trevor Noah Is Making Changes to the ‘The Daily Show’
Trevor Noah plans on making some big changes as part of his permanent hosting gig on The Daily Show.
Dr. Dre to Finally Release New Music
Dr. Dre fans have been waiting for a new album from the music legend for well over a decade, and they might finally get one later this week. Well, kind of.
Nicki Minaj’s Ex Comes For Her Again With Lame Diss Track
Safaree Samuels masterfully rhymes "pinkprint" with "dick print" as he takes aim at both Nicki's credibility and her boyfriend in one fell swoop.
Dave Grohl Cried Watching Florence + the Machine’s Glastonbury Set
"It melted my f---king heart," he said.
Macklemore Says Pressures of Fame Contributed to a Drug Relapse
"I just wanted to escape," he said.
Tyler, The Creator Says He’s Been Banned From Entering Australia
It looks like controversial rapper Tyler, The Creator might have been banned from visiting Australia in the future.
LeBron James Signs Warner Bros. Deal, Reignites ‘Space Jam 2′ Rumors
Rumors of a Space Jam sequel are gathering steam, following news that LeBron James has inked a significant entertainment partnership with Warner Bros.
Kim Kardashian Obscures Face With Hand on Makeup-Free ‘Vogue Spain’ Cover
Kim Kardashian is an inspiration to naturally beautiful women everywhere.
Ariana Grande Really Does Love America, Says So In Concert
Ariana Grande is currently embarking on her spontaneous apology tour across America, because she wants everyone to know her America-specific words carry no real weight.
Birdman + Young Thug Involved in Alleged Plot to Kill Lil Wayne
Birdman and Young Thug have reportedly been named in an indictment as co-conspirators involved in a plot to kill Lil Wayne.
Did Ciara Subtweet Future and His Poor Parenting Skills?
Former couple (and current sworn enemies) Ciara and Future are so far past their long-ago promise of marriage that it's hard to believe they ever liked each other in the first place.
Chrissy Teigen Posts NSFW Photo of John Legend’s Butt
Behold Justin Bieber's impact.