THE CLEANING FAIRY [BIG DUMMY FILES]

Tonight's Big Dummy is Susan Warren, the cleaning fairy. The 53-year-old, who owns a cleaning service in Elyria, Ohio, broke into a woman's home, washed the dishes, took out the trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up the playroom, then wrote a note, which read "$75 I was here to clean," along with her name and telephone number, on a napkin, and left it on the table.

When homeowner Sherry Bush called the "cleaning fairy," she told her she does this all the time. In fact, she was charged with criminal trespassing last month for pulling the same stunt. What mental illness would make someone do this?

From the looks of her house, she did Bush a favor, but anyways, welcome Susan Warren to THE BIG DUMMY FILES.