COLLEGE FOR COMMITTING CRIME?
HAPPY DAYS!!!!! CELEBRATE!!!! DID YOU HEAR???? THERE"S A NEW INCENTIVE FOR COMMITTING A CRIME AND GOING TO PRISON!!!!!! NOW YOU CAN GET A COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!! HOOOORAY!!!!!!!
YES!!!!! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD COLLEGE JUST COMMIT A CRIME THAT WARRANTS PRISON TIME AND YOU'RE ALL SET...