Elephant

Now, I get both sides to the debate, but there is definitely only one clear answer to the question at hand: is an elephant a human? Animal rights groups were trying to get the court to side with them to declare that Happy the Elephant, who lives at the Bronx Zoo, is a human.

Did you hear the one about the elephant who walked into a lodge? It's not a joke: Apparently, strolling through the lobby at Zambia's Mfuwe Lodge is a frequent occurrence. The female and young elephants use the "shortcut" through the lobby after they snack on a nearby mango tree...