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Florida Police on the Lookout for a Giant Slice of Pizza
There is a six-foot-tall slice of pizza on the loose in or around Lakeland, FL. Described by police as having pepperoni, mushrooms, green peppers and black olives, it’s actually a promotional costume for the local Papa John’s.
As you can see in the surveillance ta…
Pittsburgh Man Arrested For Stealing $400 From 2 Year Old
I was reading an AOL news article and a stumbled upon this story. Last week in Pittsburgh, PA, 21 year old John Engel allegedly stole $400 from a 2 years old piggy bank. Back in August, a woman also accused him of stealing $60 a cellphone and condoms, before she decided to kick him out of her house.…