Dumb Celebrity Quotes

We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."

There's a first time for everything and then after that it can't be a first time again ... or something. This songstress once said, "I think you can't repeat the first time of something."

Seems this politician thinks global warming is so bad that the climate is melting the stripes right off the animals on the Veldt. He once said, "A zebra does not change its spots."

Sounds like someone probably has a really weird Amazon Wish List. This Canadian songstress once said, "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."

Someone took the United States Secretary of the Interior title a little too literally, telling that person, "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."

It's so hard being Jewish in Hollywood, especially when they typecast you for it. This actress admitted, "I get like 400 Holocaust scripts. That's what you get for being the openly Jewish actress."

The grass is always greener on the other side of the dumpster. This Golden Globe-nominated director once said, "There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches."