Big Dummy Files

Dumb criminals doing dumb things. Need we say more?

Elmo is a Racist!!!! [BIG DUMMY FILES]
This idiot in an Elmo costume is obviously suffering from "dehydration" or "exhaustion" because the anti-Semitic rant is just too much!! This took place in Central Park in New York City. It seems like this dude is blaming everyone else for his problems...
Woman Calls 911 From Jail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Pamela Mason has to be the worst drunk ever. According to KNVX, the 52 year old was arrested and thrown in jail for drunken driving. After getting in an ab workout (on the jailhouse floor), she called 911 to report she's being held against her will...
Lady High On Drugs Gets Stuck In Tree [BIG DUMMY FILES]
According to ABC 15 In Phoenix, a woman high on mushrooms got stuck in a tree. After two hours, the unnamed woman was brought back down to earth and taken to a local hospital. She was not arrested.
Why was this BIG DUMMY not arrested ? Drugs make you do stupid things, here are a couple of excerpts t…
THE CLEANING FAIRY [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Tonight's Big Dummy is Susan Warren, the cleaning fairy. The 53-year-old, who owns a cleaning service in Elyria, Ohio, broke into a woman's home, washed the dishes, took out the trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up the playroom, then wrote a note, which read "$75 I was here t…

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