Big Dummy Files

Dumb criminals doing dumb things. Need we say more?

Elmo is a Racist!!!! [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Elmo is a Racist!!!! [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Elmo is a Racist!!!! [BIG DUMMY FILES]
This idiot in an Elmo costume is obviously suffering from "dehydration" or "exhaustion" because the anti-Semitic rant is just too much!! This took place in Central Park in New York City. It seems like this dude is blaming everyone else for his problems...
Woman Calls 911 From Jail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Woman Calls 911 From Jail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Woman Calls 911 From Jail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Pamela Mason has to be the worst drunk ever. According to KNVX, the 52 year old was arrested and thrown in jail for drunken driving. After getting in an ab workout (on the jailhouse floor), she called 911 to report she's being held against her will...
Man Calls 911 Because Deli Make His Sandwich Wrong [AUDIO] [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Man Calls 911 Because Deli Make His Sandwich Wrong [AUDIO] [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Man Calls 911 Because Deli Make His Sandwich Wrong [AUDIO] [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Tonight's big dummy is Rother McLennon. All he wanted was his sandwich the right way "little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise" from Greatful Deli in East Hartford, Connecticut, but when the workers began to give him a hard time, he decided to resolve it the right way...
Lady High On Drugs Gets Stuck In Tree [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Lady High On Drugs Gets Stuck In Tree [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Lady High On Drugs Gets Stuck In Tree [BIG DUMMY FILES]
According to ABC 15 In Phoenix, a woman high on mushrooms got stuck in a tree. After two hours, the unnamed woman was brought back down to earth and taken to a local hospital. She was not arrested. Why was this BIG DUMMY not arrested ? Drugs make you do stupid things, here are a couple of excerpts that she was yelling at the news people from the tree: "You guys I'm fine...
Gay Men Barred From Joining the A.K.A.’s [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Gay Men Barred From Joining the A.K.A.’s [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Gay Men Barred From Joining the A.K.A.’s [BIG DUMMY FILES]
This is coming from KollegeKidd.com Members of MIAKA (Men Interested In Alpha Kappa Alpha). These mean are interested in joining the exclusive sorority, Alpha Kappa Alpha, Incorporated. They are threatening to file a lawsuit claiming discrimination and homophobia...
Snack Thieves Tracked Through Food Wrapper Trail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Snack Thieves Tracked Through Food Wrapper Trail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Snack Thieves Tracked Through Food Wrapper Trail [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
According to the Huffington Post, Police say they followed a trail of discarded food wrappers to track down four people accused of stealing from a Little League snack bar. Then, they began to follow the empty wrappers for about two blocks. It led them to a home where they could see more snacks in an empty car, parked outside...
THE CLEANING FAIRY [BIG DUMMY FILES]
THE CLEANING FAIRY [BIG DUMMY FILES]
THE CLEANING FAIRY [BIG DUMMY FILES]
Tonight's Big Dummy is Susan Warren, the cleaning fairy. The 53-year-old, who owns a cleaning service in Elyria, Ohio, broke into a woman's home, washed the dishes, took out the trash, vacuumed the carpet and cleaned up the playroom, then wrote a note, which read "$75 I was here to clean," along with her name and telephone number, on a napkin, and left it on the table...
Man stole a car because his feet were sore [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Man stole a car because his feet were sore [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Man stole a car because his feet were sore [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
According to city pages, Wesley Winston is probably the most honest BIG DUMMY in THE BIG DUMMY FILES. He was arrested in Minneapolis, for stealing a bait car when police asked him what he was doing he replied "Man, I should have just walked home but my feet were sore,"...
Niagara Falls Man Tries To Pay For Food With Weed [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Niagara Falls Man Tries To Pay For Food With Weed [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Niagara Falls Man Tries To Pay For Food With Weed [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Stupid is as stupid does, I think Forest Gump's mom said it the best. That is why the Big Dummy Files exist, and the latest entry into the BIG DUMMY FILES is the Niagara Falls man who tried to pay for food at Denny's with marijuana. According to Buffalo News this happened at the Denny's on Niagara Falls Boulevard Sunday morning 5/27 a man ordered a take-out dinner early Sunday and tried to pay

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