Big Dummy Files

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Buffalo Man Tried to Eat Fake $50 Bills [#THEBIGDUMMYFILES]
Authorities say a 35-year-old man tried to swallow several counterfeit $50 bills after he was caught trying to use the bogus money at a western New York amusement park.
The Genesee County Sheriff’s Office says deputies were called to Darien Lake Theme Park and Resort on Sunday night a…
Officer Goes To Jail For Buying Drugs [#THEBIGDUMMYFILES]
Christina Danielle Allen, a Georgia corrections officer who was in the academy to become a deputy, can kiss her career as a law enforcement officer goodbye. Before her lunch break yesterday, she went to meet her drug dealer to score some Roxicodone, a highly addictive painkiller...
Man Calls 911 Looking For … [#THEBIGDUMMYFILES]
Tonight's BIG DUMMY is Joshua Basso. The 32-year-old from Dover, Florida was arrested today after he called 911 seven times over two days asking to have female deputies come over to smash. The female officers did show up at his home at 11:20am, but they weren't there for any sort of fun (s…
Black Man Jailed for Faking Hate Crimes [#THEBIGDUMMYFILES]
Demetrius Baker Jr. called up a local news station and to tell them he and his fiancée, Michelle Cardinal, were being harassed and racially intimidated by a white neighbor who disapproved of their relationship. Demetrius claimed the neighbor called him the n-word, tried to fight him and broke…
Man Commits Drive-By To Impress His Girlfriend [#THEBIGDUMMYFILES]
A man who was walking his dog on a Spring Hill neighborhood street was given a scare when Patrick James Murphy fired a shotgun blast from a passing car, reports WTSP CBS News-10 in Tampa.
Deputies then tracked down the Jeep to a home where Murphy, 19, reportedly 'fessed up to firing the shotgun …
Bride Stabs Fiance To Death Before Wedding [#THEBIGDUMMYFILES]
31-year-old Nacola Franklin stabbed her fiancé, Billy Brewster, twice in the heart and killed him. According to police, Nacola and Billy were about to head out to get some food around 2am, when they began arguing. She began swinging a knife and stabbed Billy twice in the left side of his ches…
Momma Dee Can’t Spell …. #THEBIGDUMMYFILES
If you haven't been watching Love and Hip Hop ATL on VH-1, then good for you! If you have been watching the show daily, then you may have seen this great example of television buffoonery. Mama Dee (Lil Scrappy's Mom) got on national TV and misspelled the B-word...
Woman Stabs Boyfriend For Slapping Her Butt [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Lets do a quick big dummy math fact Two BIG DUMMIES = a violent relationship. This math fact can be proven by this story reported by THE SMOKING GUN. August 6, 2012, 24-year-old Tiffany Sherry was suffering from a very bad sunburn. Not one to let that keep her from finishing some household chores, h…
Sheriff Tested Positive For Cocaine [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
This has to be one of the BIGGEST DUMMIES, I have heard about in a long time. This idiots name is Lance Laird he is running for county sheriff but he is on probation for domestic violence. He had to take a random drug test and his results came up positive for cocaine...

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