Dumb criminals doing dumb things. Need we say more?
Gun Toting Grandma [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Pistol Toting Grandma…. Threatens to shoot a man that was running from the police ! Karen Granville said she heard the Sheriff’s helicopter and sirens while laying in bed at about three in the morning Tuesday.
Granville, 64, said she grabbed her pistol and ran outside, and came face to face with a carjacking suspect...
43 Teens Arrested For Posting CRIMINAL ACTIVITY on Facebook [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
We live in a society where people want the most attention possible. Here is another example of the need for attention making law enforcement easier than ever. There is no need to really go out in the streets to catch STUPID CRIMINALS, just look on your timeline...
Mother Lets 10 Year Old Get A Tattoo [The Big Dummy Files]
Here are the results of a post WAKA FLOCKA/GUCCI MANE ignorant society that we are about to live in, this is the future. A 10 year old boys older brother dies so his mom Chuntera Napier who likes tatoos allows him to go get a tattoo of his older brothers name...
Man Hides Gun Inside Of Body Cavity ? [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
WOW CRIMINALS ARE TAKING IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL !!!!!
When I first heard about this story from a friend I didn't believe it. According to WITN A man wanted for murder in the Atlanta. Was arrested in Jacksonville, NC and was found with a gun in his jail cell...
Real Heavy Housewives Of Memphis [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
If there isn't enough ratchetness and buffoonery on reality TV. Lets meet the Real Heavy Housewives of Memphis . No I'm not joking the show is about wives of at Memphis that are overweight and proud of it. The all African American cast of women boast about how they are Divas, and have no interest in losing weight
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Man Infects 1000 Women With HIV [The Big Dummy Files}
David Smith infected at least 1,000 women with HIV his reasoning for doing this is BECAUSE HE LOVED THEM. Last week he walked into a police station and admitted to having unprotected sex with over 1000 women. He admitted his plan was to have sex with the women give them HIV and kill them...
Lil Wayne And Nicki Minaj Recieve Teacher Of The Year Award [The Big Dummy Files]
This is ridiculousness at its finest LIL WAYNE AND NICKI MINAJ named the TEACHERS OF THE YEAR !!!!
According to The South Florida-based Better Education Place named the two as the Best Male and Best Female Teachers after judging them on several categories and deeming them more influential than the teachers who actually commit themselves to children’s education...
Party With Rick Ross For 100K [The Big Dummy Files]
It all happens at Miami's Cameo Club on New Years Eve for 100,000 dollars here's what you get.
* A seat at the table next to Rick Ross
* 50 bottles of Moet Rose
* Five bottles of Belvedere
* Five bottles of Patron Platinum
* A night with a guest at the recording studio with Rick Ross ...
Two City of Buffalo workers accused of stealing thousands [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
The newest entry into the Big Dummy Files are James Bagarozzo, 56, of Crestwood Avenue and Lawrence Charles, 39, of Homer Avenue in Buffalo. Two parking meter repairmen have been accused of stealing from the meters for YEARS !
These men are suspected of stealing over 200,000 in Quarters over 6 years...
Man Breaks 18 Month Old Baby’s Legs and The Childs Mother Defends Him [The Big Dummy Files]
The newest entry to the big dummy files is Ashley Robinson has completely lost her mind. Her baby daddy, 28-year-old Christopher Murray, admitted to police to breaking both of her 18-month-old nephew's legs because he was frustrated over being tired and out of cigarettes...
White Man Sues Police For 12 Million Dollars For Racial Profiling [The Big Dummy Files]
The latest inductee into the BIG DUMMY FILES is Kelly D. Allen from Houston Texas. He was recently pulled over and held for QUESTIONING by the Houston police. An informant told the police that a white man was in the neighborhood buying marijuana...
Two Women Arrested For Leaving Their Kids In The Car on Black Friday [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Once again it's on, I warned you about Black Friday last week and the stories of idiocracy are still rolling in.