Pageant queens are not always the brightest. Add Miss Philippines USA contestant Joanlia Lising to that list.

She was asked which of the five senses she couldn't bear to part with, and she chose "seeing" because "seeing is believing." Because without sight, you can't see maps and, uh, the Iraq and such as.

The reason why these beauty pageant contestants can't answer simple questions is probably because they have starved themselves for weeks in order to get ready for the pageant.