Neighborhood Watchmen Secretly Slashing Tires [THE BIG DUMMY FILES]
Neighborhood watchman Dave Toledo has been threatening to assault the punks who slashed his car tire and dozens others in his neighborhood. Now for the shocking twist: Dave is the punk responsible for the slashing and has it turns out, he has been slashing his neighbors' car tires since 2003. What an idiot, you come out threatening to hurt the punks who are doing the slashing of tires and your the culprit ? Dave Toledo even went as far as slashing his own tires what was the point of this ? Welcome ANOTHER NEIGHBORHOOD WATCHMAN to THE BIG DUMMY FILES.