Men Steal 65K In Chicken Wings [#BIGDUMMYFILES]
With the Super Bowl coming up, there is a reported shortage of chicken wings which may explain why Renaldo Jackson and Dewayne Patterson (who are employees at Nordic Cold Storage in Gwinnett County, Georgia) stole $65,000 in frozen Tyson chicken wings. No word from police if the frozen wings were recovered.
Was this the only robbery scheme that they could think of ? Let's think logically, $65,000 worth of chicken is hard to move in the streets. It would take a lot of storage and maintenance to keep the chicken from going bad. I don't even think they thought the plan through, because they actually showed back up to work. Like they had forgotten they had stolen $65,000 worth of chicken the night before. I'm sure people will have a great time with making stereotypical jokes about these chicken thief big dummies.