Meet Orlando Shaw. According to him, he has roughly 18 children, and he knows all of their names. This is sad situation all the way around.

NewsChannel 5 Nashville: The local CBS affiliate in Nashville interviewed 33-year old Orlando Shaw outside the Metro Courthouse where he had been taken to court by the 14 mothers of his 22 children for tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid child support. The state of Tennessee pays $7,000 each month in assistance to support all of Shaw’s children, but he’s very “proud of them.”

This is absolutely ridiculous, and he reasoning for his behavior might make him a candidate for BIG DUMMY of the year. Check out his interview.

Here are some BIG DUMMY quotables from Mr. Shaw:

"I was young, ambitious,” he said, laughing. “I was just young and ambitious, and I loved women. Hey, you can’t knock no man for loving women.”

“All my boys names is Orlando. One of my boys names is Tyshawn, one of my boys names is Qualando. Then I’ve got Orlandria, Onesha, Omeeka. Okay, you get what I’m saying, I can name ‘em. I got Miracle, I got Temeia, I got Will, I got ‘em everywhere.”

“I play the hell out of the Tennessee lottery. I literally do, I play the number tickets, the scratch offs.”

“The ladies love me. They don’t like me, they love me.”