Meet Adam Hartman, a 20 Year old man from Scottsdale, Arizona. He is a TRUE animal lover. He stops by the pet store everyday. Sounds like a good guy right? Nope, he was caught on camera stealing tarantulas from the pet store.

 Not only is he a thief, he is a CRAZY thief. He stole the Tarantulas by sticking them in his PANTS, any man reading this right now is probably squirming. This is definitely against guy code: YOU NEVER AT ANY TIME STICK ANYTHING POISONOUS in your pants.

Hartman was arrested the next day for an unrelated crime. To make him even more of a big dummy he filled out a job application at the very store he was stealing from. Who does that?  A member of the elite Big Dummy Files that is who. Welcome Adam Hartman.