Here is reason number 59,876,898 on why you shouldn't use drugs.

According to the Detroit Free Press, a 41-year-old man from is recovering after he ripped off part of his penis while high on hallucinogenic mushrooms. The man was found naked, screaming and bleeding heavily at Ypsilanti Middle School while visiting Michigan around 1 a.m. Tuesday morning by officers who were responding to a burglar alarm.

The man was taken into custody for his own safety and transported to the hospital. Police say that when questioned, the man said he was in town visiting friends and had picked up the mushrooms earlier in the day. The man is still hospitalized and undergoing treatment.

How stupid can you be? Welcome this idiot to the BIG DUMMY FILES.