Tonight's big dummy is Rother McLennon. All he wanted was his sandwich the right way "little turkey, and little ham, a lot of cheese and a lot of mayonnaise" from Greatful Deli in East Hartford, Connecticut, but when the workers began to give him a hard time, he decided to resolve it the right way. So.... he borrowed the deli's phone and called 911. Here's that 911 call.

According NBC New York here's the deli's side: Deli owner Tila Azinheira says Rother placed a phone order for 14 sandwiches and they made them the way he asked. Then, he did not want to pay for them. Apparently all's well, now. Rother called the store to apologize and told them he would be back in the future to purchase more sandwiches. 911 is for emergencies not for when you don't get your way. This is ridiculous welcome Rother to the BIG DUMMY FILES.