The only question this woman wants to say “I do” to is “Do you want to beat up your boyfriend?

 

This video captures the latest in a long line of marriage proposals gone awry. For starters, it’s in a mall (where the couple met) and, unless you're Tiffany and it's 1986, no woman will be touched by the gesture. Second, there are way too many people (including a cheesy band and a woman mopping behind him) on hand. And, third, a train comes trolling by in the middle of it, making an awkward situation even more so.

By the time Romeo here gets on bended knee, the girlfriend -- who, based on her actions, may not be his girlfriend anymore – has clearly had enough.

The jury is still out whether this was staged or not, but who cares? It’s funny. In either case, we win just by watching.