Kim Kardashian Is Really Upset That Pregnancy Can Be Sort of Uncomfortable
Pregnancy is really bumming Kim Kardashian out.
The faux reality starlet, whose life is notoriously rife with strife and struggle, is really sad that there’s more to gestating the spawn of Kanye West than just sitting around gorging on frosting from the jar.
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“I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great, and it just hasn’t been that way,” Kardashian lamented to Ryan Seacrest.
“I haven’t had morning sickness, so I’ve heard that I’m really lucky, and I feel lucky [but] it’s just really painful everywhere … Seriously, it’s not even an emotional [thing] — it’s like a pain, physically.”
Sis Khloe Kardashian-Odom added, “Her back hurts, her breasts hurt, her stomach hurts, her feet hurt, her head hurts, her eyes hurt, her nails hurt.”
“Pain everywhere!” Kim moaned. “Seriously.”
Who knew forming a brand-new human life could be so taxing?