Kanye West Is Having a Kardashian Khristmas
This is at least according to Kim’s brother Rob Kardashian, who says the rapper will be joining the enormous reality show clan for their Christmas celebrations in Los Angeles.
Yet he wasn’t good enough to be Photoshopped into their Christmas card (sorry, Khristmas Kard) alongside Kim’s dead cat. Tsk, tsk.
“My mom has a really big Christmas party every year on Christmas Eve,” Rob told Radar. “We all sleep over at the house, and on Christmas morning we wake up at like 6AM and do presents.”
We know you don’t know how to treat a lady Rob, but it’s called opening presents. Not doing them.
Rob added, “They all make breakfast, all the girls. We watch basketball. It’s a family day.”
We’re so glad that on Christmas morning all the men lounge around and watch sports and all the women serve them food. Just as evolution intended.
As fun as it might be having Kardashian women bring you sandwiches, the Christmas plans will continue to affect West’s public image, as his concert sales have taken a slump since becoming Kimye. And we’re sure wearing that leather skirt didn’t help either.
Try to enjoy your Khristmas festivities, Kanye. We hear that every time a Kardashian actually displays human behavior an angel gets his wings.