Hurricane Sandy Inspires Crazy Ads On Craigslist [#BIGDUMMYFILES]
Hurricane Sandy has left thousands of people with out water, power, and food on the East Coast. While volunteers are gearing up to head out and help the recovery efforts, on Craigslist a male nudist in late middle age is seeking out his “Hurricane Snuggle Bunny.” Another guy is looking for a 420 (weed) friendly woman to smoke with him Also, someone with a broken caps lock key thinks President Obama conjured Hurricane Sandy to help him win the election. Look at some of these hilarious ads I found on NY/NJ Craigslist post Hurricane Sandy.
Hurricane Sandy Shelter – m4w – 41 (Nassau County)
If you have to evacuate due to hurricane Sandy, or need a place to stay i have temporary housing for Female only and small child must be able to get to Garden City area, might be able to help with transportation. Must put help in the “subject line” or your message will be deleted!
Post storm 420? No pressure, just fun & my records – 28 (Park Slope)
Well, pretty simple ad here. Have off work today, and my apartment to myself, and plenty of 420 green. I’m looking for a cute gal who obviously likes to smoke to come on by to my centrally-located apartment in the middle of it all in Park Slope to smoke while we listen to my collection of beats.
No expectations. No games. No craziness. That simple.
I’ve got pics and can voice verify if you can do the same. Pic for pic is must. So I know you’re real, please put “NYC” in the subject line. Responses without that will not be read.
P.S.: Although there are no expectations, please be at the very least not in a serious relationship or even better, single.
SANDY CREATED BY HAARP SO OBAMA CAN WIN THE ELECTION? (OBAMA GETS NATIONAL AIR TIME ROMNEY INVISIBLE)
WHAT ARE RTHE CHANCES THAT OBAMA USED HAARP TO CREATE THIS STORM OF THE CENTURY. THIS IS HIS OCT SURPRISE. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT 2 WEEKS BEFORE THE ELECTION, A STORM OF THE CENTURY SHOWS UP TO GIVE OBAMA A NATION PODIUM FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS? ROMENY WILL BE ALL BUT INVISIBLE. PEOPLR HAVE VERY SHORT MEMORIES IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY AND MARKETING.
If your not familiar with HAARP get familiar HERE.
Rained in..how about some fun, imaginative online roleplaying? – m4w – 27
Having recently discovered and experimented with this, I’ve found it to be very appealing. Especially as an English grad/writer with a good imagination, it’s a lot of fun to create & imagine roles and scenes to act out with someone. Details make it very realistic, and it can be more intimate than being there in person since your partner shares more with you about themselves than they probably would in person. Whether it’s a scenario involving strangers meeting, a couple on vacation or even a 50 shades scenario, it’s definitely extremely erotic and satisfying. Has anyone else been enjoying this as much? I’m just glad I discovered it.
We could be a young couple living together, rained in on this stormy day, watching tv in bed as the storm rages outside..anything else is up to our imagination
Male Nudist Seeking Female Hurricane Snuggle Bunny – m4w – 59 (Upper West Side)
59 year old nudist who loves snuggling would love to have a voyeur snuggle friend to ride out the storm with. Photo upon request.
Looking for a female that will let me use her shower( hurricane sandy) – 28 (Financial District)
So my power is out and i really wanna take a shower… I would love it if a female would let me use her shower :). I dont want to waste precious water tho…. so maybe we could share the water and get in together…:)…. please put SHOWER in subject heading, pic wud be nice to
Sick Sick Sick LOL.