Former San Francisco 49ers and Oakland Raiders offensive tackle Kwame Harris, 30, faces felony domestic violence charges for allegedly beating an ex-boyfriend (Dimitri Geier) in the parking lot of a restaurant in Menlo Park, California after an argument sparked by soy sauce and stolen underwear on August 21, 2012.

This is how it went down according to the San Mateo Daily :

Harris and his alleged victim had been in a romantic relationship but were no longer involved when they met at Su Hong restaurant in Menlo Park, said Chief Deputy District Attorney Karen Guidotti. Harris’ attorney Alin Cintean confirms the pair were previously involved but were just friends at that point. Harris was to drive Geier to San Francisco International Airport but instead became upset when he poured soy sauce on a plate of rice, according to the suit filed in San Mateo County Superior Court. The men argued for approximately seven minutes and Harris said he would no longer take Geier to the airport, the suit states. As the men left to remove Geier’s belongings from Harris’ car so that he could instead take a cab, Harris tried pulling the other man’s pants down and accused him of stealing his underwear.

This whole incident sounds ridiculous, Harris and his boyfriend both belong in the Big Dummy Files. I'm sure everybody in the restaurant was shocked to see this 6'7 ex football player fighting with some one over something so stupid. Now he has 30 felony charges to fight in court. Was it really worth it to fight with some one over soy sauce and underwear ?