Drunk Lady Calls The Police on The Police [THE BIG DUMMY PHONES]
It seems like Arizona is full of BIG DUMMIES, the latest Arizona big dummy to be entered into THE BIG DUMMY FILES is Mallorie Faust. Mallorie Faust called 911 when her ex-boyfriend refused to let her in his Scottsdale, Arizona apartment to retrieve her iPhone. When cops arrived, they sided with the ex-boyfriend and asked 24-year-old Mallorie (who urinated on the man’s door mat and broke a sign) to leave.
If she wasn’t feeling lucky enough for not being arrested for peeing on his door mat. She then called 911 to report the officers were rude to her. The officers on the scene were not too happy and arrested Mallorie, charging her with misuse of 911. Some people just don’t need to drink welcome Mallorie to THE BIG DUMMY FILES.