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Alan Golden is the latest entry into the Big Dummy Files, he a classic case of being at the wrong place and doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. Over all he was just dead wrong ! According to the Las Cruces Sun News, Alan Golden had a lovely dinner with two of his female friends at a Applebees restaurant in Las Cruces, NM.
When finished with his double date he decided to skip out on his 30$ bill. Unfortunately for Alan there was a police fundraiser for the special Olympics going on at the same time he was skipping out on the bill.

This is hilarious out of all the Applebees in the world this idiot chose the one where all of the Cops of Las Cruces, NM where raising money to help disabled children. I'm sure there was some kind of signage that this charity event was going on the same time when he decided to skip out on his meal. Alan got exactly what he deserved a trip to jail and a trip to the illustrious halls of the BIG DUMMY FILES. Lets all welcome him !