Dumb criminals doing dumb things. Need we say more?
Georgia Parents Nearly Kill 2 Year Old Son After Giving Him 40 Proof Brandy
This young Georgia couple might be the biggest idiots in the entire state. Jasmine Moore and William Hickson might be the worst parents in the entire state after getting their 2 year old son drunk off of 40 Proof Brandy. The little baby boy’s B.A.C level was 0.29. The legal limit for most states ranges between 0.05 -0.08….
Teacher “Jokingly” Tells Wife To Call In Bomb Threat To School To Get Out of Staff Meeting
Surely in the corporate world you have encountered several excuses people give to try and fight their way out of those boring, mundane staff meetings but one teacher did the absolute most.
Seriously? Florida Man Chokes Wife Over Fried Chicken
This is easily one of those situations where there definitely was a back story that we don't know about. I find it hard to believe that this man really choked his wife over Fried Chicken
In Dummy News: Man Caught Trying to Throw Drug Filled Football Into Prison Yard
Get a load of this genius here! Trying to smuggle some drugs into the prison via a football! This grand and glorious moment took place in Lansing,Michigan at G. Robert Cotton Correctional Facility.
Daily Side Eye:
This is insane to me and has me wondering if we will ever tackle mental health fully and be able to prevent issues like this? Well, I guess I should tell you the story first, right?
A 50 year old Port Charlotte man, Jeanwell Napolean, is accused of stabbing his wife several times in her left inner bicep, abdomen and lower back after the wife had called the pastor over to counsel the troubled coupl
Back In High School
Robert Marucci, a senior at Cocoa High School in Cocoa, Florida, told WKMG that he picked up his X-rated gig to help his mom pay the bills.
His mom, Melyssa Lieb, said when students discovered the explicit material online, her son became a target...
For Kobe's Cut
Everyday I hear about people losing jobs and how bad the economy is for some people. Obviously Nike lives in a different world. During a photoshoot for basketball player, Kobe Bryant, Nike forked up $850 for Kobe's "grooming".
TMZ Sports has obtained a copy of the invoice … which shows Nike coughed up $750 for grooming services for the Mamba — PLUS, the Swoosh sprung for a 15% tip...
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6 Months in Jail
Clifford Hall will spend half of 2014 behind bars for doing too much for his son.
Leave Meth Tip
Methamphetamine, is America's most dangerous drug. I have no idea why this isn't on the local news every night. Meth addicts seem a lot more dangerous and stupid, than people under the influence of other drugs. Here is the latest episode of drug fueled stupidity...
Make Up Thief
This ↑↑↑ gentleman was arrested this morning in Mesquite, Texas, after leading police on a low-speed chase. Police said they received a 911 cal from the manager of the Albertson's grocery store whole told them a man had stolen multiple items of makeup and then fled the store in a dark SUV...
Sister Over Twerking
This is BEYOND ignorant, but I dont think this little girl will be twerking ever again in life. Her brother caught her twerking and decided to shoot her with high powered assault BB gun and record it for the internet. Someone call CPS and get this little psychopath some help before it is to late...