Beyonce bought Jay-Z a $5M watch for his birthday, but don't worry, you're pack of homemade IOU coupons is still totally a neat gift idea. 

The $5 million watch called The Big Bang, and made by Hublot, is set with 1,282 VVS G color diamonds which is jeweler speak for "you don't even make enough money to discuss this watch." Earlier this year, it was the most expensive timepiece put on display at the BaselWorld watchmakers and jewelers exhibition in Switzerland.

Where exactly would a man get a $5M watch serviced? Looks like Sean Carter now has a hundred problems.  Not the watch, but out-gifting his wife, because if he doesn't he'll never hear the end of it.