Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This Oscar-winning actor might as well have invented the hashtag #firstworldproblems. Especially with this tale of woe: "I had homosexual goats. It's best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them be free."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Because the U.N. doesn't have enough to do, this former boy band member once explained, "I also want to work with the United Nations to help the great apes and the coral reefs."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
We've gotta start going to church with this guy. As he explained, "I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky... A pulsating force of incredible energy."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
There's a first time for everything and then after that it can't be a first time again ... or something. This songstress once said, "I think you can't repeat the first time of something."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Seems this politician thinks global warming is so bad that the climate is melting the stripes right off the animals on the Veldt. He once said, "A zebra does not change its spots."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Sounds like someone probably has a really weird Amazon Wish List. This Canadian songstress once said, "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Someone took the United States Secretary of the Interior title a little too literally, telling that person, "You've done a nice job decorating the White House."
Oscars 2013 – The Onion Gets a Well-Deserved Smackdown + Apologizes for Calling Quvenzhane Wallis the C-Word
We expected well-known satirical news site the Onion to take some pot-shots during the 2013 Oscars, but we never expected them to refer to 9-year-old Best Actress nominee Quvenzhané Wallis as a not very nice word that, as the closing number joked, rhymes with Helen Hunt.
Rihanna + Chris Brown Remind Us They’re Back Together at the 2013 Grammys [PHOTOS]
We are never allowed to forget that Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. Because they will perpetually remind us whether it's not our business or not. It's why Instagram was invented after all.
Just four years after Brown beat RiRi's face to an unrecognizable pulp on the eve of the 2009 Grammys, the couple was spotted canoodling at this year's awards, with Brown throwing on his best "de
2013 Grammy Award Winners
In between all the great performances at the 2013 Grammys, they even handed out some awards. And while we did disagree with a few of the winners, nothing made us scream RECOUNT! or anything.
Thanks to our friends at PopCrush, here's a line-up of many people who took home Grammy hardware on Sunday, Feb. 10.
First Anniversary of Whitney Houston’s Death Marked With a Collection of Wax Figures [PHOTOS]
To mark the one-year anniversary of her passing, the late Whitney Houston joined the pantheon of stars immortalized in wax with not one but four wax versions of herself from different stages of her career.
Madame Tussaud's, where creepy versions of wax celebrities are made to take amusing pictures with tourists, unveiled the pieces in New York yesterday (Feb. 7).
Celebrate the 2013 Grammys in the Best Way Possible: GIFs. As God Intended.
Who doesn't love a good GIF? Communists, that's who.
We've compiled the best GIFs from the 2013 Grammy Awards. From audience participation to dresses that were ripped from 'The Hunger Games,' this year's Grammy GIFs had it all.
Chris Brown showing the world just what a jerk he is? We have that too.