Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This teen pop sensation should stay far, far away from current events and politics. As he once mused, "I'm not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that's bad."
Guess the Celebrity Crib
This gorgeous Miami Beach home is owned by an Oscar-winning writer, activist, actor, clean water enthusiast and former puppet.
Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries Divorce: Trial Date Set After He No-Shows to Settlement Hearing
Former husband and wife of 72 days, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, were scheduled to rekindle their hatred for one another in person with a court appearance today, but there was one little problem: She was there, but he never showed.
Jay-Z Is Buying Beyonce Her Own Island Because He’s Jay-Z and He Can Do That
After returning from their romantic anniversary vacay in Cuba (which had everyone up in arms), seems Jay-Z now has plans to buy wife Beyonce her own island.
Because when you're Jay-Z and have a $227,000 American Express balance, picking up some flowers at the gas station last-minute just isn't going to cut it.
Halle Berry Says Her Latest Pregnancy Was a ‘Most Wonderful’ Surprise
Jessica Simpson was confused that unprotected sex could lead to a pregnancy, and even Kim Kardashian didn't seem to get how babies were made -- but we expected better from Halle Berry, who's "surprised" she's knocked up again.
Then again, we'll give her a pass. She's 46 and thought all this accidental conception stuff was behind her.
Wesley Snipes Moved From Prison to House Arrest Without Passing Go or Collecting $200
Back in 2010, actor Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion. Unlike some celebrities (yes, LiLo, we're looking at you), he's actually been serving his time -- and on April 2, he was released and moved straight into house arrest to finish out his sentence.
Jada Pinkett Laughs Off Rumors of Open Marriage Because She’s Too Classy for That Nonsense [VIDEO]
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have been married 16 years now, which in Hollywood terms is basically a recreation of 'The Notebook.'
In response to this lengthy union, there have been a barrage of rumors over the years that the duo have been together so long because they have an open relationship. A rumor that Jada finds incredibly amusing.
Will Smith, Scarlett Johansson, Nicki Minaj + More Urge President Obama to Reform US Drug Laws
Led by rap mogul Russell Simmons, over 100 celebrities -- including Will Smith, Susan Sarandon, Scarlett Johannson, Jennifer Hudson and Nicki Minaj -- have signed a letter urging President Obama to overhaul America's drug laws.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Pirating is really hard, you guys. Almost as hard as verb conjugations. This glitter-covered singer once said, "I've doven. Doven? Diven? ... I'm pretty much a pirate."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
This singer and actress thinks you should do as she says, not as she does. Despite believing it's wrong, she perpetually ponders, "Why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? ... I know you're not supposed to question God."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
Apparently "success" and "wastefulness" are synonyms to this singer, who once said, "Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice."
Lil Wayne Opens Up About His Health Scare, Says He Has Epilepsy
Rapper Lil Wayne says epilepsy -- not an overdose on sizzurp -- landed him in the hospital on March 13 after seizures left him unconscious.