America’s Most Wanted Tour Ratchet Report [VIDEO]
Last night at the America’s Most Wanted Tour, Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz and T.I. all put on a good show. Special guests included Birdman, Mack Maine and Drake.
As you expect with a hip-hop concert, you would expect to see all things ratchet! Here are the things I saw that were just overall ratchet.
Women Who Were Over/Under Dressed: I really don’t understand why women have to throw on the shortest dress they own and 7-inch high heels to stand up in the lawn section?
Too Much TruckFit: Fellas, everything you wear to a Lil Wayne concert doesn’t have to be TruckFit. You look like a Lil Wayne Stan.
Male Groupies: Male groupies have invaded the world, and I think they are worse than their female counterparts. I actually witnessed one man trying to jump over the stage to get on the stage with the ladies who were twerking for Lil Wayne.
People Who Don’t Know How To Drink In Public: If you don’t know how to handle your liquor, this concert was not the place for you. I was pissed I stepped in someone’s vomit — enough said.
Small Children At An Adult Concert: There is no lyric in a Lil Wayne/2 Chainz/T.I. song that your 5 year old needs to hear, so why is he at a concert surrounded by drunks listening to hardcore rap music? Next time, find a babysitter for your kid’s sake.
It seems like everywhere I go, people are turned up — here is an example. I met the coolest guy in the crowd, and here is what a real-life party animal looks like.
I don’t think this is a coincidence — check out the last concert I was at where I was in the party animal section again!